Bagpipe Weekly Lesson Rates (U.S. Dollars) For prospective students who say: "Now that I'm retired I finally have time." $ 80 "Oh, I've fooled around with it for 5 or ten years." 75 "The boys at the club need 3 more warm bodies." 70 "We need a pipists brigade for the school's Big Game." 60 "In my last incarnation I was a Druid." 55 "Of course I've got the hands, I'm a surgeon." 50 "It would really round out my weapons collection." 45 "Does your bag have hair on it too?" 40 "I can't get close enough to that drone sound." 5 "Oh--listen to how she holds that note!" We pay you. Copyright 1996 David C. Daye